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EVERYONE LOOK UNDER THEIR SEATS!!!!!!

....Now that you've checked, and there's nothing there, here are some pictures of the common areas to make you feel better!

Before

After!

OMYGOSH THATS A NICE TV

Before

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Living Room

Well, this is certainly new. Wood paneling? But...that actually costs money to put on! Unlike just repainting the Kiefaber walls another shade of white after patching up the damage from last year's residents, these walls have wood paneling on them to give a much-needed burst of color to the otherwise dull shades that are seen at other houses (*cough UD cough*)

Sure that is interesting, but OH MY GOD IS THAT A TV. If you don't read 1 single sentence past this, let me just tell you: 60 sweet inches of pure LCD screen TV. I don't think you understand. That is a 5-foot TV. There are people in this world shorter than this TV, and it is in YOUR HOUSE.

Kitchen

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That Place Where You Cook

The kitchen is probably the most boring place in the house. All you do is eat food there and complain about how early you're up eating cereal or whatever it is you eat because you have an exam or something. The only noteworthy thing is that this is due to be remodeled, so it's a lot less "old person-y."

If you have any questions about the kitchen, such as "what is a sink," please look at your own kitchen. If you don't know which room the kitchen is at your own home, consult your mother.

The Really Empty Basement

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Basement

What about a basement that you can actually enter? Doesn't walking downstairs into the basement to play a game of ping-pong sound great? Actually, just walking downstairs into a basement that isn't cramped and flooded with soot makes it sound nice.

I'm sure that you're wondering, "JT, why did you put that picture of that old weird sink thing on your website? That certainly doesn't look nice!" Well, that's because we removed it! .....Just kidding, can't get rid of it; part of the way the house is set up. But what you CAN do is store cold uh, "Pepsi" in it because it is naturally extremely cold, which makes it a perfect cooler for social stuff, like birthday parties!